All Posts Tagged ‘24-hour news cycle’

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Day 30

February 2, 2014

>>In[Up^Out^Down-In-Strafe^Step^Out]Side: Liberty_[Gl]Itching<<

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>-in[ur-privacy-shuttered]-box
>-out[ur-indignation-shaded]-back
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<-out[ur-chained+compromised]-front
<-in[ur-liberty(with-a-travesty-sword)-{non-bal}lanced]-side

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News Item Reference:  Dear America, I Saw You Naked. And yes, we were laughing. Confessions of an ex-TSA agent.

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Day 29

February 1, 2014

“This Player Decided To Go For A Stroll Along A Dirt Road – You’ll Never Guess What HaaaA*AAa—ppe7~7ne()66d—–tO—-TheeeEe7%mmMM8(@—NeXX”XXXxx6x9T!!!?!>!!!”

News Item Reference:  “Downworthy” – A browser plugin to turn hyperbolic viral headlines into what they really mean

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Day 28

January 31, 2014

_This_L[Sp]ittle_Gov_Piggy

_This_L[Sp]ittle_Piggy

_This little piggy went to [the_st(fr)acked_+_striated] market
_This littl[c]e[nsorship] piggy st[fl]ayed [ur]home,
_This little p[st]i[nk_di]ggy had [a_biAs(s)ed_media] beef,
_This little [Jingoistic_]piggy had no[Visio]ne,
_And this little p[rivileged_(tr)]igg(er)y cried “A” “B” “C” all the way home.

News Item Reference:  Patriotism lies in unbiased journalism not in censorship, Mr Abbott

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Day 27

January 30, 2014

.[Vulner]Ability H[D]itches.

.[Vulner]Ability H[D]itches.

Pay[Thru.UrSoul.Nose,]Pal.
Go[+Stop.Up.Security.Lvls,Yo]Daddy.
Tw[Fl]itter[Bac.N.4th].
GOo[psie!]Gle[e] [N]App[ing]s.
SoC[al, Right? Now D]ial Engineer.

News Item Reference:  How I lost my $50,000 Twitter username

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Day 26

January 29, 2014

...Fakesta[N-]gram...

…Fakesta[N-]gram…

Snap:[H]App[y]
S[nore]Nap:C[Sh]it[t]y
Inst[itution]a[lised]:Gr[avy_Trained]oove
Insta:[Em]B[oldened:Ego]S

News Item Reference: Insta-Bullshit: The Reality Behind Instagram Feeds

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Day 25

January 28, 2014

_W[Ad]olf's Rotten ClotH[itler]ing_

__W[Ad]olf’s Rotten ClotH[itler]ing__

shyster_lingo_sliME[“ME””ME”]
$eleb[g]rit[+grime]y
at[:pukesville_Re]tention
crime_p[l]a[id]ys_[s]cumbags
[w]Ho[rish_do]llyWood[en]

News Item Reference:  Jordan Belfort’s Former Head Of Security: He’s Still A ‘Scumbag’

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Day 24

January 27, 2014

WrongD[D]O'S vs RightD[W]on'ts

WrongD[D]O’S vs RightD[W]on’ts

LineCrosSing[+ u will be burnt]
Whistle BlOw + W[T]His[s]tle Breath
TraitOr[der:Quo vs FreeDom]
Come 4ward & [CorruptionTie]Die
Archite[c|]xture of Op[s]PressiOn[|Off]
Tur[n]Key TyrRanny…

News Item Reference:  Who Is Edward Snowden?

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Day 23

January 26, 2014

_Legend: [C(losed)]Retinas_

_Legend: [C(losed)]Retinas_

Global I[gnorance]D[ensity]s
[Ost]Rich Quotas
FairFaxed + [Out]FOXed
CretIN+ApathyOUT
[WhiteW]Ashings
[D]Evil’s Ad[vocacy] P[C]o[nto]rtions

News Item Reference:  Most Americans Are Unaware Of [Insert Issue Here]

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Day 22

January 25, 2014

 _Open-Sa[{v}|o]u[r]ced_

_Open-Sauce_

Nutritional Value =  P[Ch]ow[down]ered
Psychological Value = Slurried [non-hurried]
Hardware Value = [f]Useable
Software Value = Open-sauced
Transportation Value = [Sky]High

News Item Reference:  But how does it taste? Watch NASA’s 3D pizza printer in action

^^^^^GHOSting_shIP^^^^^
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Day 21

January 24, 2014

^^^^^GHOSting_shIP^^^^^

^^ecoSYSTEM_ALERT
^^canniBALLING_IN_PROGRESS
^^^^^^^^^^rePEAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^specIES_LVL_CRITICAL
^^MonoLOADING_OVERLOAD
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^^^^^^^^^rePEAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^

News Item Reference:  A Ghost Ship Full of Cannibal Rats Has Disappeared in the Atlantic