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Global I[gnorance]D[ensity]s
[Ost]Rich Quotas
FairFaxed + [Out]FOXed
CretIN+ApathyOUT
[WhiteW]Ashings
[D]Evil’s Ad[vocacy] P[C]o[nto]rtions

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