_This_L[Sp]ittle_Piggy

_This little piggy went to [the_st(fr)acked_+_striated] market
_This littl[c]e[nsorship] piggy st[fl]ayed [ur]home,
_This little p[st]i[nk_di]ggy had [a_biAs(s)ed_media] beef,
_This little [Jingoistic_]piggy had no[Visio]ne,
_And this little p[rivileged_(tr)]igg(er)y cried “A” “B” “C” all the way home.

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