All Posts Filed in ‘Code Poetry

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Day 29

“This Player Decided To Go For A Stroll Along A Dirt Road – You’ll Never Guess What HaaaA*AAa—ppe7~7ne()66d—–tO—-TheeeEe7%mmMM8(@—NeXX”XXXxx6x9T!!!?!>!!!”

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Day 28

_This_L[Sp]ittle_Gov_Piggy

_This_L[Sp]ittle_Piggy

_This little piggy went to [the_st(fr)acked_+_striated] market
_This littl[c]e[nsorship] piggy st[fl]ayed [ur]home,
_This little p[st]i[nk_di]ggy had [a_biAs(s)ed_media] beef,
_This little [Jingoistic_]piggy had no[Visio]ne,
_And this little p[rivileged_(tr)]igg(er)y cried “A” “B” “C” all the way home.

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Day 27

.[Vulner]Ability H[D]itches.

.[Vulner]Ability H[D]itches.

Pay[Thru.UrSoul.Nose,]Pal.
Go[+Stop.Up.Security.Lvls,Yo]Daddy.
Tw[Fl]itter[Bac.N.4th].
GOo[psie!]Gle[e] [N]App[ing]s.
SoC[al, Right? Now D]ial Engineer.

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Day 25

_W[Ad]olf's Rotten ClotH[itler]ing_

__W[Ad]olf’s Rotten ClotH[itler]ing__

shyster_lingo_sliME[“ME””ME”]
$eleb[g]rit[+grime]y
at[:pukesville_Re]tention
crime_p[l]a[id]ys_[s]cumbags
[w]Ho[rish_do]llyWood[en]

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Day 24

WrongD[D]O'S vs RightD[W]on'ts

WrongD[D]O’S vs RightD[W]on’ts

LineCrosSing[+ u will be burnt]
Whistle BlOw + W[T]His[s]tle Breath
TraitOr[der:Quo vs FreeDom]
Come 4ward & [CorruptionTie]Die
Archite[c|]xture of Op[s]PressiOn[|Off]
Tur[n]Key TyrRanny…

News Item Reference:  Who Is Edward Snowden?

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Day 23

_Legend: [C(losed)]Retinas_

_Legend: [C(losed)]Retinas_

Global I[gnorance]D[ensity]s
[Ost]Rich Quotas
FairFaxed + [Out]FOXed
CretIN+ApathyOUT
[WhiteW]Ashings
[D]Evil’s Ad[vocacy] P[C]o[nto]rtions

News Item Reference:  Most Americans Are Unaware Of [Insert Issue Here]

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Day 22

 _Open-Sa[{v}|o]u[r]ced_

_Open-Sauce_

Nutritional Value =  P[Ch]ow[down]ered
Psychological Value = Slurried [non-hurried]
Hardware Value = [f]Useable
Software Value = Open-sauced
Transportation Value = [Sky]High

News Item Reference:  But how does it taste? Watch NASA’s 3D pizza printer in action

^^^^^GHOSting_shIP^^^^^
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Day 21

^^^^^GHOSting_shIP^^^^^

^^ecoSYSTEM_ALERT
^^canniBALLING_IN_PROGRESS
^^^^^^^^^^rePEAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^specIES_LVL_CRITICAL
^^MonoLOADING_OVERLOAD
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^ApeX_PreDATOR_DETECTED
^^^^^^^^^^rePEAT^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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[C]O[gs]rwellian_ChUrns
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Day 20

[C]O[gs]rwellian*ChUrns

*A milLion[s]_Paw[i]n[g_thru_[p(l)ot+]kettled_st]s
*Anti^ [Do]Zen
*O[h_fuck]zone[s]+S[c]ulp[t]h[f]ur[o(a)re]
*[d]Rumble_[B]head[ing]s
*drIll _$cent+Doll!ah_blood[letting]

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Orwellian Churns and Cogs

A million anti-pawns pour through plot-plus-kettled streets <insert gigantic blackened sounds of injured lions roaring>. Acrid ozone slaphits in “oh fuck!” damage zones. Sculpted sulphur cracks as Rumbleheads drum, drown and claw back beheadings. Human drills scream orange as ill- scented-bodies equal dolls and dollar signs (are bloodlet-daubed).

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